Horrors Persist But So Do the Holidays Card

Because even during a dumpster fire year, the holidays still happen. This Horrors Persist But So Do the Holidays card is the perfect blend of existential dread and festive spirit. Featuring two smiling flaming dumpsters holding hands (yes, seriously), this card says what we’re all thinking—with a wink. Ideal for friends, coworkers, and family members who appreciate dark humor and painfully accurate holiday vibes.

• Blank inside for your own bleakly hopeful message

• Includes kraft envelope and packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve

• Folded size of 4.25 x 5.5 inches

• Please note, color of actual card may vary slightly due to the settings of the device