Methane Poisoning Card


Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed. 


- Card reads, “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning.”

- Blank inside

- 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

- Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

- Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve