Methane Poisoning Card
$4.99
Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed.
- Card reads, “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning.”
- Blank inside
- 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
- Printed on 110# heavy card stock
- Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve
